TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well more intense than a jalapeno in July, Texas has Elvis Impersonator Forth Worth Texas been seized by the King himself! It's as if an old-timey rock and roll party with every town lookin' neater than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been